Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 15

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Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 15

Part 15

Writing isn’t easy especially when close friends of yours don’t appreciate your piece of art, they call you jobless story teller, but i don’t give a fu-Ck, it’s what I av passion for. And i have fans that are following me back to back, so let them say what they like.

The next day I took bro ola’s lappy along with me to GRA.
Met the guys watching film on their systems.
I said, “you guys eh, you don’t even hustle much, me Wey dey converse with maye 247, am not making doe up to you guys, woss wobi today na today, I don set o”


They were just laughing and they continued with their movie.
That pissed me die, I was like, “no be person I just talk to?”

I just went close to them and closed the lid of their lappy, bosun now said we would go by afternoon make I no spoil his movie jae ”

I approach krissh, switched on my Pc

Me : Bobo, can I see the formats you do use?

Krissh : I don’t do dating, I do goods and apartments

Me : sho ! Have never been interested in dealing with goods and the likes, but i guess since I have you, now is an avenue for me to learn it

Krissh : learner ni, I no get your time jae

Me : woss if don’t teach me, i go frustrate your life for here oh, na only you wan dey make money, don’t be selfish Nigga!

Krissh : OK OK. But definitely not today.

Me : now you are making sense Nigga

Time – 2pm

B.B : guy it’s time, Let’s move

We went to his car, and he drove me to one with garment church at the river side.

When we got there, we were told to wait that the primate would be with us soon, I just decided to look around, I noticed the SENTENCE, national head quarters world wide, I just smiled to myself, na this small church be nation head quarters shio. While looking around, I saw one woman washing the head of another woman with the local sponge, and she was holding a white candle and praying forb5he other woman, I just switched my attention back to my phone and started chatting.

Few minutes later the woman washing someone’s head outside came to join us. I was like so this woman is the primate of this church hmmm.

Bosun greeted her and i follow suit z the woman was just showering us with Prayer

B.B : maami, this the guy I told you about on the phone, we are in the same line of business xender he needs your help in boosting his wealth..

Primate : hmmmmn ngbo, boy whats the name, [now refering to me]

Me : it’s iphekitan MA

Primate : is that the name you gave yourself or the one your mum gave you?

Me : the one I named myself MA, actually my mum named me ifeoluwa, so I just decided to tush it up.

Primate : hmmmmn you kids of nowadays, do you know what your mum saw before giving you the name, well sha na you sabi.

Me : OK ma

Primate : OK Bosun you can leave us now, let me have a one on one conversation with your friend [Bosun went back to the car, next thing, the woman just draw her chair close to me, i was like why the close marking]

To be continued