Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 17

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Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 17

Part 17

We got to the Alfa’s house around 6pm. Krissh insisted I stayed outside while he goes in before me, to prepare the Alfa about my parol.
He came out back to call me in.
We met the Alfa on his mat with him counting beads and saying somethings that weren’t audible to my hearing.

Me : Good evening sir


Alfa : Welcome boy, your friend had told me about your situation, I know the normal thing to do, but firstly I have to confirm, if it’s compartible with your destiny

Me : [must be o] it would be sir, my destiny is flexible sir

Alfa : take this [he hands over the set of beads he was counting to me], with your left hand and say your wish into it.

I did that sharply

Me : have done so sir [handling it back to him]

He receives it and said so words in arabic.

Alfa : your destiny supports it

I and krissh exchanged handshake

Alfa : Now this is what you have to do, you will bring your laptop here for me to do some prayers on it, and you would be spraying guniea corn and sokoto beans outside your compound every morning for the birds to feed on. After three days you can come back and pick your laptop but remember you have to engage yourself in lots of charities.

Me : No problem sir, I would do exactly as you have said, infact I would go and bring my laptop here immediately.

Alfa : Young boy, don’t be in too much haste to be wealthy

Krissh : he isn’t sir, his just being to anxious ni

I headed out of there straight leaving krissh behind, so has to Pick Up my laptop and return asap . In my haste I decided not to go home for my own system because I felt it was too far, so I went to G.R.A to pick up the system of bro ola that I left there. Took it and went back to the Alfa’s place.

Me : sir the is it [hands it over to him]

Krissh : see how you are sweating like a goat

Me : mind your business mister

Krissh : it has gotten to that level hun, now I should mind my business after showing you the way

Me : oh boy leave trash for lawma

Alfa : OK boy, you can leave and come back in the next three days, remember to do the needful

Me : sure sir

I and krissh left there, I was feeling fufilled already, mehn this Alfa sure die!

To be continued