Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 21

8 years ago

Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 21

Part 21

PLEASE NOTE: This story was in no way written to promote fraudulent activities or a lifestyle of vanity, rather it was inspired by the urge to entertain and enlighten the youths and society at large on the perils of the get-rich-quick syndrome and to promote a reading culture.

So please, stop the “I want to learn yahoo” Calls

Next day I went out to purchase a new Hp laptop, got home and was trying to relax, one of my babes showed up and we were together, I was expecting bro ola to turn up soon. Both krissh and bosun were out so I took my bae to my room.

Bae : ife do you knw I Love you?

See me see question, in my mind I was like love indeed, it’s now that am making money that this girls would be loving up, when I had no dime I was gfless. Well to me they are just a play thing, so I played along.

Me : I know you, I love you more

I looked right into her eye balls, an act most ladies couldn’t resist, she pulled my head closer to hers and met my mouth with hers. We started having a romantic session. I started smooching her, touching her in different places, she was giving me different kinds of ringtones. Soon I felt her hand trying to unbuckle my belt, hmmm fast girl, I redirected her to my shirt, she started unbuttoning my shirt, did it successfully and flinged it aside, she was now using her tongue to trace the middle part of my body from my neck down to my stomach, then to my hmmmmn, she removed my belt furiously and drawed my trousers down. She was about pulling off my boxers when my phone rang, chai intruder, it was bro ola.

Bro ola : Hello boy, am outside your gate.

Me : Okay bros am coming out asap

Geez couldn’t he inform me before leaving his place, now his intruding my fun time.

I apologized to bae, and headed out, brought him in, we sat in the living room.

Bro ola : oh boy, you are living a foreigners lifestyle o

Me : bro na God

Bro ola : God or your hustle?

Me : hustle sure but na God sure pass

Bro ola : If you say so

Me : so bro, what would you love to take

Bro ola : nothing, am not planning to stay for long, just bring me the system you promised.

I went to my room , saw my girl watching film on bro ola’s real lappy, I ignored her and carried the new system I bought back to the living room.

Me : bros, this is it o

Bro ola : woaw, this na correct lappy, work would be so fast on it especially by the time I connect my smile to it, I would be browsing with the speed of smile. Hustle begins

Me : abi o

Bro ola : Thank you boy
While I was at Abeokuta, I learnt so many things o, infact I would say that that state is tge headquarters of YY, no eke, no nothing, just peaceful hustling. There I learnt dating is trash, dealing in goods type of YY makes much sense and it attracts better pay with less stress.
Thats what am into now.
Me : people said goods makes sense, I just have to be careful, don’t wanna jump into what I don’t understand, if you could teach me I fi try my hands on it.

Bro ola : No problem

I heard foot steps coming from my room to the living room, I looked at the Director, lo and behold it was my bae, walking into the sitting room with bro ola’s previous system.
Bae : honey, am enjoying this jennifers diaries, but i can’t find the next episode.

Mehn i was in avatar state, this bitch just blowed up everything, the laptop i just cleared the owners mind about now, this devilish bitch fu-Cked it all up.

To be continued