Must Read: How A Girl

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: How A Girl

” Let me Give you something to drink at Least…..

Me wey i no get time,i don spike the Five Alive with sleeping agent since morning as Plan B. Make d babe drink am sleep ,make i sharply F**K jare… which kind level be this.??
” Hmnn jesus “.

” Wat ” i asked ..a bit scared.
” i have a bottle of lacasera i bought and i have not even opened it yet .The five alive u said just made me Remember that ”
” Ha .But i bought d five alive for u now
” Haa Boo am sorry..Maybe i didn’t tell u that i dont really like five alive …

” Should i now throw it away “..i asked ..
” U can always drink it now..oh u have even opened it…She said on seeing the Five alive..
” Yes naw..

” Am sorry let me take my lacasera..abi u want me to throw away my lacasera ni ?? .
Plan one fail.. I go on the Stereo player…

The first jam wey i play na Airforce1 such a Diva…at least to make d girl head swell small while d Red Bulb Blended perfectly with the atmosphere…

” Who sang the song ” She asked
” One famous guy like that for Nairaland” I responded
” Please Next d song and change to another song ” She said without remorse..

” Why..u dont like it..??
The girl no respond.

Tor . Dis one wey she no talk, make i no day find wahala or do anything wey go make her vex..i comot d Disc ,put my blues and romantic collection insyd….James Blunt,Sam Smith ,all dis songs wey fit induce person to sleep na hin just day play..

“Dont u have films “…
” You dont want d song ??
” No..not like i dont want d song but it cant be playing in the background..new.
do u have this film ” Boys before flowers ??” she said as she sipped on her lacasera
” Korean films “”
” Yes …
” I dont watch korean films .i only watch epic war films..like action movies.

..And guns.
Ehn.?? .Sebi u have DVD drive
” Yes”
.I got d Shock of my Life when this girl reached into her bag and brought out Boys before flowers Season 2 from inside d bag.
” Here..Play it..let us watch.
” You actually had the disc in your bag ”
” Lol yes now..i love dem a lot..So i decided i was going to watch one with u..
” But i have Spartacus,Tudors and the rest now..
” Please lets watch this one naw “,abi u dont want me to watch it ??” she nagged.
” haa,no o ..no o..” I laughed and inserted d Disc into the laptop.

This time she lied down flat on the bed .

The humugous yansh was Wringling and twisting as she tried to balance on the bed.. Tor..make i no dull,i go lie down beside am..Boys before flower it is..