Must Read: Brother Wale - Season 1 - Episode 6

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Must Read: Brother Wale - Season 1 - Episode 6

“SB! SB! SB!” I heard Yemi called.

I thought he was calling to give me an already answered sheet but Yemi! Oh Yemi!

“SB you don do number thirty?” He said.
“your father there!!”
“and whose father are you talking of?” I was back in reality.

“nobody ooh!” I answered.

“have you finished cutting the bitter leaf in that part of the farm?”

“Me? I dey cut Aunty Christy p’ant here oh!” I dared not said, “you no see as my thing don rise?” And indeed its been a while since my thing rose to that height. For it to rise for a crush of mine is worth it isn’t it?

A crush of mine and Brother Wale would not allow her be mine.

I remember the day brother Wale almost r’aped Aunty Christy in the farm, that was when Maami was still alive but she was not in farm that evening.

So many activities happened that evening; activities like I carried a big bag of water leaf on my head and it reduced my height by two inches, but that wasn’t important, I had defecated in the bush that evening because i had running stomach, but that wasn’t important, I had killed a snake that evening, but that wasn’t important. There was another snake, it was a big black snake, it came out of brother Wales’s trouser – it has been there for twenty eight years of his life.

“Seyi go and drop this bag of water leaf, and tie it before you return!” Commander commanded.

“But brother I still have more bags to pack home na!” I said.

“my friend will you obey before you complain! Drop that bag and don’t return till you tie the leaves!” I knew something was fishy.

I reached home, dropped the bag of water leaf as instructed and headed back to the farm to see what Brother Wale was up to with my crush.

“Lets do it fast!” Aunty Christy said.

“do what fast! I no go gree una!” I saw from the corner I stood that Brother Wale was really carrying an Anaconda in between his legs.

“See snake ooooh!” I yelled.

“where the snake?” Brother Wale was already afar while I enjoyed a close range view of Aunty Christy the movie.