Must Read: Brother Wale - Season 1 - Episode 12

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Must Read: Brother Wale - Season 1 - Episode 12

As Officer Tunde stamped his foot on my head I made more water flowed.

“Seyi Bobo see as you dey p’iss for body because of ordinary Police” An evil spirit was speaking to me.

“Why must I always go through hell for brother Wale? Why?” I cried.

“Sergeant open it lets see the type of igboh in it, the type of igboh in it will determine how many years he will spend in prison” Officer Tunde said.

“Make e no be Shita Igboh oh!” I prayed, because I had overheard Brother Wale said Shita weed was the most dangerous from this part of the world. Shita weed was responsible for his close-to-madness experience – I mean the generator experience.
“which kin Igboh be this?” I heard sergeant Edward said after opening the envelope.

“Bring it here!” said Officer Tunde.

Few minutes of silence and I was already seeing myself in KiriKiri Maximum prison serving my term.

“no be Igboh be this na!” I heard Officer Tunde said.

“na C’ocaine, the one wey get leaf!” Our Sergeant Edward said.

“shut up my friend! No dey talk wetin you no know, this na Moringa leaf, the one wey don dry”
“which one be Moringa leaf again na?” I asked myself.

I already saw bullets drilled through my chest for carrying Moringa leaf a more dangerous and prohibited drug than Indian hemp and C’ocaine.

“Young man, stand up!” Officer Tunde commanded.

I closed my eyes, said my last prayer and positioned appropriately to receive the bullets and enter hell.

“Who have this” He walked close to me.
“its for my…………… my……………………… elder brother!” I stammered.
“your elder brother!”
“yes, his name is Wale………………………… Wale Ajibade” I added.

“I like it! I take it too! Can I have it?” He said.

“have it! Yes sir you can have it!” I was glad I wasn’t going to jail.

“it is a very healthy leaf!” Officer Tunde said.

“you can have it sir! I will buy another one for my brother!”

“oooh! You know where they sell it?”
He inquired.

“Yes I did!” I killed English.

“ok! You will give me your phone number; I will call you when I need more!”

“okay sir!” I had just bought a phone two weeks ago; inherited I mean; I had just inherited Brother Wale’s “kpalasa” phone.

“And why your trouser wet? You p’iss for body?” The sergeant beamed his light on my trouser.

“no oh! Na sweat! Naso we dey sweat for our family”

And they both laughed………………
“you no go leave this Akara for us?” Sergeant Edward long throated.

“I will of course”

As I entered the house I met with Brother Wale who was munching Yam in the sitting room.

“Did Emeka give you anything to bring home?”