Must Read: me, the girls & my guys dem - Season 1 - Episode 12

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Must Read: me, the girls & my guys dem - Season 1 - Episode 12

]The laughter that accompanied me to mama emeka’s seat was too much.

As i quickly opened my wallet to pay mama emeka, people were laughing out their lungs pointing at my hard on.

“i pity your wife”

“comon girl leg wey you see wey you…..”

“this guy d.i.c.k fit break kernel”.

Those were the words that accompanied me out of the restaurant as i ran out bare footed.

My friend once said that it wasnt God that created my d.i.ck that it was julius berger.

I was almost out of the restaurant when i rembered i had forgotten one of my most treasured properties. Who can guess?
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I had forgotten my SPOON. No how can i forget such? My life?
“spoon am coming for your rescue ” i said as i sprinted back inside the restaurant.

The stares i was getting this time was a high definition type as the expression on some people face defined me as a mad fellow.

“no be this guy i see for yaba yesterday” a guy which i feared MAD shouted.

How can a mad fellow accuse a handsome, intelligent dude like me mad?
“yooooour faaaaatheeeer” i screamed at him as i dashed at my table.

I saw the spoon on the table. I picked it , made a sign off cross and my spoon firmly held, i ran out admist laughter.

I ran, my legs hitting my medulla oblongata.

I reached my apartment in no time. I opened the door to see the devil that pushed me into the street watching a soap opera.

I made the sign of cross again as i headed for the bedroom.

Aminat seeing how i bursted in to the parlour and seeing me sweating thought that something was after me so she also ran into the room with me.

Suddenly she started laughing again.

“were you bin go? With spoon and no slippers” she asked.

I ignored her annoying comment. I took off all my clothes and hurried to the bathroom.

“I have an appointment today with mrs sandra and my d.i.c.k wont be happy if i miss it for the world” i said within.

The door gave way and lady unclad came in.
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abeg make i pollute. I d cme