Temilade - Season 1 - Episode 23

6 years ago

Temilade - Season 1 - Episode 23

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Yoruba would says “IKUN N J’OGEDE, IKUN N R’EDI. IKUN O MO PE OUN TODUN NI’PANYAN”.

Ngozi: thank you Uncle Femin, God will uplift you more and more.

Femi: amen, please take care of her for me.

Ngozi: I will sir. Bye!

Femi: alright.

Me: wahooo! You people are too much……..hmmm! I bowed for you o.

Ngozi: chai! You caught a big fish.

Busayo: and you said you met this guy on FB?

Me: yes now.

Busayo: just picture! Infact you are too gbaski and some people are senseless.

A message beeped on my phone….. I saw an alert of Fifty five thousand naira.

Me: guess whose message?

Busayo: uncle Femi?

Me: yes ooo 55k!

Ngozi: oh my God! This guy sure pass ooo. Wetin go be our share?

Me: relax, this is just the deposit.

Abi Doctor our bill don finish(facing Busayo)?

Busayo: you mean you will still request another money from this guy?

Ngozi: I think na because of yeye aristo wey we dey do na in make you to dey pity am for just 55K.

Abeg yarn me more jare?

Me: don’t mind Busayo, if Chief eventually use me for sacrifice the other time; what would become of me now?

Ngozi: abeg leave this girl, na poverty dey worry am.

Me: we never finish the parole now.

Ngozi: you mean maga go still pay another one?

Me: I trust him.

Busayo: what’s the next step then?

Me: now you are talking.

Ngozi will call him for appreciation later in the day.

After two days, I will call him myself to mounting another pressure on him to settle the outstanding bill.

Busayo: please who train you for this?

Ngozi: Dr Lilian leave that for now. What sure pass now na ego(money).

Me: okay the parole will continue then.

Ngozi: are you following us to the club tonight?

Me: no

Busayo: you will see big men that will spoil you with more money.

Me: jo! Jo!! What are you taking me for? I have about 150K in my account. I can’t do all this aristo of things because of this change you are earning and besides no man will touch me until my wedding night.

Ngozi: leave her jare my friend na poverty won kill her.

Me: I promise you I will make double of yours tonight.

Ngozi: Busayo you can go alone I want to learn from my Boss.

Me: you better go I can’t have time for you today.

They left an hour later, I log in with my second facebook account because of Femi.

I composed and post this to different groups with catchy pictures and graphics design thanks to Mr Couple for the design anyway.
Hi!
I’m Miss Betty by name, an agent based in Lagos. If you need sugar daddy/mummy, sugar boy/girl, l£sb!ans/gays within lagos, Abuja and Portharcourt you can call me on 08106******
If you need s-x chatting as well, it’s #200 per 15mins.

Don’t bother to send friend request because I won’t accept it”

Before I know it, I received different calls.
I made three thousand through s-x chatting infact Nigeria guys are he-goat.

I asked those who need other services to send one thousand to my account for connection.
I gave them different numbers to call for the connection.

Early morning on the following day my friends came back from the club…..

Busayo: hello Temmy!

Me: you are back, how was the club?

Busayo: infact you missed a lot.

Me: how? What of Ngozi?

Busayo: she’s talking with her fresh fish outside. You need to see how this man dey spend money. Can you belief I made twenty thousand by dancing with him alone.

Me: are you serious?

Busayo:(she opened her bag) see the money now.

Me: haaa! For dancing only?

Busayo: yes. The man choosed Ngozi, he’s even with her outside.

Me: let me take a glance at him.

As I was about to leave for outside my phone rings…..I picked the call, it’s one of maga that requested for a l£sb!an.

I asked her to pay into the account first.
Temilade you are too bad (a thought cut in) but “oro akoda ko le dabi ti igbeyin” (another thought)