Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 23

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Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 23

Part 23

Fu*k that sh**t, this girl hen

Bro ola : ife isn’t that my system?

Me : [just looking, speechless]

Bro ola : ain’t you the one am talking to?

I gave my bae one devilish stare, I guess she new the meaning, so she went back to the room.

Bro ola : ife are you now deaf all of a sudden.

Me : No bro, just dissappointed as how she could interupt us, bro the system is not yours, it’s hers [I lied] to be sincere, I gave it out to her, nothing really happened to your system.

Bro ola : [widened is eyes] you gave my system out with out my permission and even lied about it. I am disappointed in you, f**k this new system, I want my system, as in I want it back right now.

Me : bro calm down now, I’m sorry I lied, I shouldn’t have, please forgive me, besides the system is outdated already bro, please help manage this new one.

Bro ola : Are you crazy? I said I want back my system is something else there?

Me : bros forget that system jae

Bro ola : boy i want it back now!!!

I insisted he wasn’t going to take the system along, we were already raising voices at each other, when krissh and bosun arrived.

B.B : What ‘s going on here?

Me : it’ s nothing I can’t handle, welcome.

Krissh : you dey craze, you are handling it indeed, have been hearing voices three houses from here.

[turns to bro ola]

Bros whats wrong?

Bro ola explained the whole issue to them, I guess krissh was already understanding that it’s the parol system he was talking about from his explanations.

Krissh : bro take it easy, he doesn’t want to look bad to that bae ni

Bro ola : with all this, the girl must have heard about the whole issue, if she has an atom of diginity left in her, she would release it without thinking twice.

Lo and behold, the silly girl came to the living room and interupted again

Bae : ife don’t worry left him have at least you could afford to buy me a new one.

Gosh was she just trying to play along, from what she heard, geez who sent her, she’s making the situation worse, I and krissh were out of excuses and bosun didn’t understand why we were insisting not to release the system.

B.B : What is all this [ face’s bae], please go and bring out the system.

Me : If you move there ehn, infact clear for here, your presence is annoying to me.
[she gave me the crocodile tears crying look, picked up her bae and left]

Krissh : guy calm down, Let’s see in camera… We went into my room to disscus, at the end we decided to give the bro his system back, I took the system to bro ola in the living room and apologised.

Bro ola : whatever [hissed and left]

I then sat bosun down to explain to him, after my explanation he was remorseful, krissh was also trying to console me, i rushed into my room and started weeping like a mother that just lost his child.

To be continued