Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 24

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Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 1 - Episode 24

Part 24

In my room, I was weighed down, I reminiscenced, I started reflecting on previous incidents, I noticed I was wasteful, I spent more than I earned, my lifestyle was like every other Yahoo guy, I guessed the money took over my thoughts, I hammered, purchased a car, clubed with friends and now I have 800k left in my account, hmmmmn it’s time i wisen up.

I decided to thread bosun’s path, “i’d rather die young before I go broke”, I approached bosun the next day.


Me : Boy, how far? I guess na your primate parole sure pass now oh

B.B : Are you high on cheap drugs?

Me : which kind talk be that, leave trash jur, you have to take me back to that woman o.

B.B : Thought you said you can’t fast and you can’t endure being confined in a place for seven (7) days.

Me : Oh boy at all, at all, na him bad pass, I pray I die young before I go broke, can’t depreciate from something to nothing, after elevating from nothing to something.
B.B : [chuckles] seems you are now desperate.

Me : Call it whatever you want.

B.B : Alright no qualms, would take you there in the evening.

Me : Tanks

B.B : how that your bae now?

Me : you said? Na thunder go fire and bae wey come my side as i dey now.

B.B : Why?

Me : Girls are bad omen, they would chase you when you have something, when you have nothing you would be the one to chase them, and eventually they would ruin your life. Have learnt my lesson already.

B.B : For your mind?

Me : Confirm oh, let krissh Keep leaving his player lifestyle, I don’t give a fu*k, what suits a cat doesn’t suit a tiger.

B.B : lol And who is the cat o?

Me : It’s up to you

B.B : So have checked your mails.

Me : Nope, would do that after my parole with iya primate.

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In the evening, we went to the church together. I being fully prepared to spend 7days there, have packed my bag and everything.
When we got there, they were having a revival. People were just dancing, you understand those white garments church dance now, #raiseyourassesintheair, the primate excused herself from the program and took us to her office.
We sat down to discuss.

Primate : Welcome, gentleman what’s that name of yours again [refering to me]

Me : ifeoluwakitan ma .

Primate : hmmmmn love of God is endless, nice name.

Me : but you can call me iphekitan in short. [endless love]

Primate : OK, bosun how are you?, It’s been a while have seen you.

B.B : I’m fine ma, have just been busy lately

Primate : hmmmmn don’t be to busy for God oh.

[turns to me]

Have you now made your decision?

Me : yes ma , infact ma , am prepared already.

Primate : hmmm what took you so long, well you came at the best moment, a 21 days fasting and prayer is on in the church, so you can be joining our evening revival program.

Me : not a problem ma.

B.B : alright ma, I guess I can take my leave?

Primate : Yeah you are free, I would take over from here.

Bosun left, the primate told me to join the revival and that we would talk later, I did as she instructed.
Hmmm looked around and i was feeling queasy already, I don’t fancy the environment at all, I wondered if I was going to last seven days here.
What just kept me going was “i’d rather die before I go broke”.

I joined them at the revival, the praise and worship session ended, they switched to exaltation, which the primate anchored, thou I didn’t have a bible i was following them in my mind, later they switched to prayer sessions, people were just going into spirit, I prayed a little thou, but later i was watching everyone. The prayer session took much time, it ended after 50mins of hot prayer session, then they swiched to offering.

Lo and behold, a light bae came forward to collect the mic and guess whose it was! , share!!, the same girl that almost ruined my life. Mehn i was speechless, this olosho of a girl now want to start forming holy here, she started singing and i was still staring at her from were I sat.

I came back to my senses when the usher brought the offering basket to my front, the usher was a lady, I dropped 1k in the basket and she gave me a full look, I gave her a look too, and she said thanks, and moved on with her duty, I was still comtemplating about how to go about this shade of a girl when tge service ended.

I retreated back to a corner by the wall, were there was a socket plugged in my phone and started chatting.

To be continued