Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 58

6 years ago

Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 58

I boarded a bike heading straight to Thompsons house. Although this wasn't part of my plans for that day, but I couldn't just let my friend down over a girl that I just met yesterday. (That's the Bro code). When the Motorcyclist turned towards the direction of Thompsons street, I could observe Thompson trying to buy something from an Aboki shop very close to his house, so I stopped the bike when we got to where he was. Thompson had loosed weight. He was so skinny and I began to wonder deep in my mind ''what If heavy breeze blew, na this guy go follow the breeze go?. if care is not taking, na so
he go take go o. This na serious matter''.
Thompson clearly possessed the exact description of Wiz Kallifa. Thin, dark and tall.
Thompson: Hey Temy my guy (shaking me)
Me: bros, I dey o. Wetin dey xup na?

Thompson: oh boy, as I dey here so o ehn. Na milk, i wan go buy o.
Me: you wan drink tea this evening?
I could see, Thompson holding a huge loaf of bread in a nylon bag. He collected the milk, from the Mallam and bid him goodbye in hausa.
Thompson: No be for me o. Na for one of my bros like that wey pass out not too long.
Me: how manage. Who be the guy?
Thompson: The guy go take 5 refnol, codine and 7 jombos of kush. The guy dey follow me do competition. He dey form Jagaban nahim kush nack am for head o. Na so the guy take OFF.
Me: Na wa o. No be small thing o.

Thompson: abeg make we enter house. I cook rice o. Hope you go chop?
Me: yes na. Your boy dey H o. I hope say chicken dey inside.
Thomson: Noo I forget to put Chicken o. Na human head I con put.
Me: you be idiot.

We strolled slowly to Thompsons house. We knocked at the door repeatedly but no one opened.

Me: na who go con help us open this door now?
Thompson: my guy been dey inside na. Anyway sha, I get the spare keys.
Thompson opened the door for me to enter. I walked into Thompsons room. The room was neatly furnished with a huge plasma on the wall and a statue of Bob Marley at the side of wall.
Me: where the guy wey you been dey yan about?
Thompson: na him be that wey dey near that bed side.

Me: na wa o. Which kind highness con be this one now?
I walked closer to observe who the person was. But to my greatest surprise. It was Eric. Eric was the jehovah witness dude who came with Sarah to my house to preach the gospel to me. Eric was gone, like OFFED. I couldn't even see his eyes has they were darkened with the after effect of drugs and kush. He just la!d there on the ground, talking to himself.

Me: Eric Eric.. How manage you take off like this?
Thomson: he no fit hear you, the guy don off.
''Nawa o. And no be this guy dey preach to me that year'' i tot silently.