Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 59

6 years ago

Must Read: My Life On Campus - Season 1 - Episode 59

I happily took a bike home after noticing 3 missed calls from Juliet. Sadly enough I didn't notice the calls in time because I had actually gotten high on a bottle of alomo bitters and I was onto the next, while I was drinking my next bottle, I decided to check what the time was when I noticed the missed calls. It was obvious.
I could tell she was already ''feeling the N*gga'' like Dbanj. she indeed wanted to see me. I had to text her, apologizing that I was sleeping and my phone was on silent, she responded with an ''OK''

When I got home, I had to tidy the room, took my bathe and I sprayed air freshener to remove every atom of female scent in my room. When the room was perfectly tidy. I described the way to my house to her and before an hr she was right at my hostel gate.

Juliet was looking all seductive with the clothes she wore. She wore a very short skimpy skirt that didn't touch her knees and her make up was just perfect. I just couldn't stop staring at this epitome of beauty.

Me: Babe... How are you doing na. Thought you were vexing for me.

Juliet: yes I am. I just pitied you, that's why I came o. I don't want you to start crying like a baby.

Me: me cry... No girl can ever make me cry. Please come in.

I let her into my crib, I watched as her ass swerved from left to right while I closed the door behind us. She sat on chair while I sat on the bed.

Me: I'm so sorry for not picking your calls.
Juliet: no wahala o. But I'm still vexing sha.
Me: I will make it up to you I promise. Which level are you in?

Juliet: I'm in my second year, Chemistry department

Me: that's good. Hope you're studying hard o

Juliet: yes of cause I am.
Me: so baby what can I offer you?

Juliet: buy me whatever you can afford

Me: ahh... Like serious..... Pure water nko? ;D

Juliet: no wahala. You can buy it.

Me: don't joke with me. ;D

Juliet: do I look like I'm joking.

I stood outside for like 2 minutes contemplating and thinking inwardly ''Which kind babe be this one, I hope say I never jam o. Ah!'' i prayed inwardly ''why she go demand pure water 10 naira in her first visit?... Noo. Abi make I buy am?''. While I was standing outside contemplating, I saw my brother walking towards our room. Beside him were his course mates.

Me: TY abeg show. (I took him to an enclosed corner) abeg, how much you get there?

TY: na about 2k dey with me. Why you dey ask?

Me: abeg, I need that level. Sharp Sharp. I camp babe inside room. I go settle you later.

TY: no loose guard me o. I need that cash before next week o.

Me: No wahala. I dey with you.

Without sitting down to reason, I took a bike heading straight to the same restaurant where I took Joan. I bought what the 2k could afford and I headed back home in no time.

I saw Juliet on the bed pressing her mobile phone.

Me: babe, I brought you this, pls manage it.
Joan: you mean, you went to a restaurant to buy me food. But why.

Me: choo! Can't I buy you food again. Ain't you my baby.

Joan: Have I said yes to you already?
Me: Nope.
Joan: so why?

Me: babe na quarrel?... Okay, I'm sorry it won't happen again. Just manage it please.

After much begging and comforting, Joan eventually ate the food I bought her. She was such a weird being. We didn't make out not because we weren't in the mood, but because I had already fallen for her.