Must Read: Brother Wale - Season 1 - Episode 22

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Must Read: Brother Wale - Season 1 - Episode 22

Don’t ask me how; I thought you said you are a glutton”

“Glutton? I don’t like super glue oooh” In case he added to the punishment that super glue was to represent stew.


“You must finish it ooh!” He emptied the beans left in the pot into the bowl.

I was eating and I was farting; the farts gave room for more beans to enter my four chambered stomach.

“Brother it is not good ooh! God is watching you ooh!” I complained.

“sssshs! If I hear peeim! I will flog you!” He raised the cane he held.

As I ate, the beans in the bowl increased and my tears on the floor formed River Nile.


“Brother, me I can not finish this food oh!” I felt beans coming out from my nose.

He carried the bowl of beans, and just when I thought I had been saved by the bell; “prrrruuuuuuu!” It was raining beans on me.

That’s not wickedness, this is:
“Don’t worry the fire will come up, lemme use my mouth to blow it” At last he agreed to use his mouth.

“It has comed up” Grammar broken.

“oooooH! My note!” I jumped from where I sat.

My mathematics note was on fire, “water! Water!” I cried.

“water what? I will buy you another note!”

“you will buy me another note, will you help me write the note?” I dipped my right hand into the fire to bring out my half-way-burnt notebook.
“eeeeaaaah! My hand oooh!” My right hand was burning, “water! Water!”

How f’oolish of me to dip my hand into hot oil wishing it was water.